starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

(via thesslawrence)

forming-constellations:

There’s only one man who can make “whining cunt” sound so classy and elegant

forming-constellations:

There’s only one man who can make “whining cunt” sound so classy and elegant

(via heyits08georgia)

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

(via heyits08georgia)

diziam:

sweet-ganjababe:

freshest-tittymilk:

twodopeboyz:

all this time ive wasted

Life hack!

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

im reblogging for the third comment

diziam:

sweet-ganjababe:

freshest-tittymilk:

twodopeboyz:

all this time ive wasted

Life hack!

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

im reblogging for the third comment

(via heyits08georgia)

// It’s my blogs birthday!//

I know this because Tumblr told me.

Yay tumblr!
Does this mean I have to invent a gift for my blog?

sideofnature:

I broke my phone out with me today and realized the rain had created a swamp in our backyard

(via griefseed)

wyattsgirl-darksubmissive:

faithandfury:

kinell:

freightsick:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Everyone needs to watch the video because it’s so much better than this gif set.

SO GOOD

This has me in tears, sometimes I do feel unlucky not to have a father

Ha! I love it

(via shesaminx)

Make me choose meme: anonymous asked allons-y or geronimo

(via doctorwho)

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

(via heyits08georgia)

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

(via heyits08georgia)

sherlockspeare:

Loki version of Frozen(sequel to Frozen Sherlock)

(via autumnbasicallyhufflepuff)

theseattleinstitute:

gilli-chan:

"So I moved on. I focused on helping other people. I was good. Until you dragged me back into to this freak show and put everyone here at risk. You wanna know my secret, Agent Romanoff? You wanna know how I stay calm?"

And in that moment, I swear the Hulk was less of a giant rage monster, and more of a giant green protector keeping Bruce safe.

(Source: markoruffalo, via autumnbasicallyhufflepuff)

lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

(Source: starbuckara, via sarcarstic)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via philsgucci)

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